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Sep 20, 2014
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pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

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Sep 20, 2014
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ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

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Sep 20, 2014
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Sep 20, 2014
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teenagerposts:

teenagerposts

teenagerposts:

teenagerposts


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Sep 20, 2014
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yoncehaunted:

when the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

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Sep 20, 2014
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dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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Sep 20, 2014
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Sep 20, 2014
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virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

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cramp:

allergies are just natural selection’s way of saying “you gotta go son”

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